damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends
Set up 2 shoots already and in the works of 2 more. LOOK AT MEEEE.
bae, i’m always looking at you
sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
[drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.