May 2013
best-of-funny:
commanderinqueef:
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
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jawhaw:
captainabs:
the-kiwi-avenger:
consulting-god-of-badassery:
incurablyspooky:
daemon-hearts:
A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of...
allyson-wonderlnd:
silentlydrawn:
leepaced:
if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices
#otp: you’ve been wearing black too long
it’s so true it hurts my heart
snlofficial:
when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is
comparingmeerkats:
marblefacade:
its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle
and he still hasnt won any oscars
milkshakeprincess:
trying to tell a joke to someone you’re meeting for the first time and fucking it up
mindblow
meladoodle:
an average person blinks 10,000,000 times a year and if you blink more than that you die
pocketsfullofghost:
lindyyloo replied to your post: Someone come watch psych and drink hot chocolate…
k i’ll bring the churros.
nothing says get better more than churros do
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
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fartgallery:
I write sins and tragedies because I don’t limit myself
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“The biggest coward of a man is to awaken the love of a woman without the...”
– Bob Marley (via breanna-lynn)
radmarco:
the doctor told me I only have 6 months to live maybe 12 if I get enough likes on facebook
thetowndrugdealer:
she turns on tv and guess who she sees? skater boy being arrested for drug possession
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zeldalise:
oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
nightli:
you’ll never get me alive
truxtons:
captain underpants fandom represent